Lion's Balls

THIS isn’t a picture you see very often and possibly with good reason – a game warden cups the pride and joy of a 550lb killing machine.

The unbelievable picture, taken by chance, shows Brit keeper Alex Larenty nonchalantly doing what most people would think twice about even with their pet tabby – let alone a lion.

Amazingly Alex, 50, is seen holding Jamu the lion’s package in the palm of his hand while the big cat looks away with feline indifference.

The shot was taken at The Lion Park, near Johannesburg, South Africa, just weeks before a man who broke into the reserve was mauled and killed by some of its lions.

Alex, who is originally from Chipping Norton, Oxfordshire, said the reason he made the daring grab for Jamu’s "lionhood" was to demonstrate how much trust the animal had for him.

He said: “I was showing another warden that Jamu trusts me completely, I don’t think I would trust him with my manhood though.

“People can’t believe it’s real when they see the picture, I have to tell them 'yes it’s real, I am holding on to a lions’ balls’.”


This is some bullshit FOR REAL....that fuckin Lion should bite his fuckin head off...talkin about he was demonstrating how much trust the animal had for him....well i know one thing if a motherfucker REACH for my shit and they aren't a member of the opposite sex, then Imma fuck em up...that ain't no fuckin trust issue you dumb piece of shit...

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Lauren London

Well ever since I started this blog, I always have a pointless post about this chick....I think she is bad as hell and a hood chick....nothin better than those two combinations unless you have credit....if you have credit you can be at the top of my list anyday...if those 3 bureau's have you in good standing then you are fine as hell in my eyes...REAL TALK...Lauren come holla at me!!!

I Said A Nugget BITCH!!!

FORT PIERCE, Fla. - A Fort Pierce woman called 911 three times to report an emergency after McDonald's had run out of McNuggets, according to a police report obtained Tuesday.

Latreasa Goodman, 27, was issued a written notice to appear in court for misusing the 911 emergency communications system.

According to the report, Goodman called 911 three times Saturday to report that a McDonald's employee wasn't giving her a refund for the chicken nuggets she wanted.

When police arrived, Goodman said she purchased a 10-piece chicken McNuggets meal, received her change and then was told McDonald's had run out of McNuggets. Goodman said she tried to get a refund, but the cashier told her it was against store policy and that all sales are final.

"The manager just took my money and won't give me my money back, trying to make me get something off the menu that I don't want," Goodman said in one of the 911 calls. "I ordered chicken nuggets. They don't have chicken nuggets, and so I told her, 'Just give me my money back,' and she tells me I have to pick something else off the menu. She is not going to give me my money back, and she don't have the right to take my money."

According to the report, after police told Goodman the incident was not an emergency, Goodman replied, "This is an emergency. If I would have known they didn't have McNuggets, I wouldn't have given my money, and now she wants to give me a McDouble, but I don't want one. This is an emergency."

Goodman told WPBF News 25 that she didn't "have a right to jump across the counter and snatch" the money, so she chose to handle it another way.

Customers at the McDonald's where the incident occurred had mixed feelings about the McNugget meltdown.

Daniel Slaton said he typically orders McNuggets when he goes to McDonald's, saying simply, "I just like them better than anywhere else."

But Sallee Bair had a different perspective.

"That's a little overboard," Bair said. "That's way too much, way extreme for chicken nuggets. They're not that great."

Goodman said it wasn't so much about the nuggets as it was the money.

"When you feel that you've been mistreated or misused or robbed out of your money, you have the right to call 911," Goodman said. "That's the purpose of 911, so I thought."

Carlos Solorzano, operations manager for all McDonald's restaurants in Florida, issued a statement Tuesday apologizing for the incident.

"Satisfying each and every customer that visits our restaurants is very important to us," Solorzano said. "Regarding this isolated incident, we apologize for the inconvenience caused. In the event that we are unable to fill an order, a customer should be offered the choice of a full refund or alternative menu items. We regret that in this instance, that wasn't the case.

"We want to correct our mistake. We will be sending the customer her refund, along with an invitation to return for her original order, on us. We never want to disappoint a McNuggets fan or any McDonald's customer. Customer satisfaction is our top priority."

Goodman said she'll continue to go to McDonald's, but she also said she'd order with a little more caution next time.

"I'm not going and just giving up my money like that, no, but I'm going to ask them would they please check and see if they have what I want on the menu, and if they tell me yes, then I will order," she said.


That's right dammit....gimmie my fuckin nuggets bitch...LMAO...i kno i can't be the only one who thinks this is hilarious..this broad called 911 3 times in order to tell them that McDonalds ran out of Nuggets...and them dumb bitches was tryin to give her a damn McDouble...well she don't want no fuckin McDouble...they gonna keep messin wit her and somebody's gonna get their McAss whipped...lol...I'm wit ya though girl, you felt played and when you feel played, buss heads...

Clae

NEW SHIT ALERT...NEW SHIT ALERT...

I been seein a couple niggas in the hood with these on and they are HOTT..so you kno what that mean, pretty soon they are gonna be oversaturated...cough Creative Rec's cough...lol..but for now im on em...they feel good and look even better...they come in suede and leather i think...well those are the only two materials that I have seen thus far...lol..i don't kno...i fucks wit em!!!

What Ya'll Think??

And Then There Was X

Personally on one hand I feel sorry for the Darkman but on the other side i'm like "What the FUCK is wrong with him"...but you never know what is goin on in a person's life so that's why i still feel sorry for him...but apparently the man they call X was in solitary confinement and he assaulted an officer..now i got some friends who have had their own experiences in the hole and they said that it is no joke and you do feel like whippin a police officer's ass when they open that door but still none of them actually did it because the consequences are not what's happenin depending on the situation...so now instead of gettin out in the matter of months, my dude is gonna face 8 years if they decide to press charges....i just hope he doesn't go up against the same judge where he said this was some bullshit to...

LET US PRAY.....

Blame It Remix

I got a new project "Classified" which will be out in April...but until then im gonna just release some songs to keep everyone in tune with what im doin...I decided to hop on Mr. Foxx's hit Blame It...This song is the truth...to me it's got the same feeling as T-Pain's Buy You a Drink...not to say they have the same format or anything like that...it's just infectious..(excuse me if the spellin is off..im high right now)..i haven't gotten tired of this song yet even though they play the hell out of it...lol...

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WTF!!

Ok, so I haven't updated in a while but trust it's been crazy....First my old ass computer just died and it wouldn't even come on...then when it finally does after about a week and a half it decides to catch a virus....im computer illiterate so therefore i don't and didn't know my hand from my ass on how to fix this shit...so i let it sit for a minute then i took it to the Geek Squad...then when they got through wit it (after another 2 weeks partly cuz i didn't wanna pay them) the internet didn't want to work...then that finally started to work and then my blog wouldn't come up...it was just a blank grey screen...pissed me off and i was about to create an entire new blog until 10 minutes ago when my prayers were answered and the screen just so happened to pop up....well in the words of Michael Jordan "I'M BACK"....