Three found, busted after getting lost in sewer
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Three blockheaded teenagers were busted playing in a sewer Wednesday in Queens - after getting lost while pretending to be Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, police sources said.
Schiller Milfort, 16, of Hollis, and Marvin Ottley, 17, of Bellaire, along with an unidentified 15-year-old boy, were shirtless and in their shorts and sneakers when firefighters plucked them out of a sewer in Kissena Park.
The make-believe heroes were crawling around the sewer system when they got confused and lost their way, police sources said.
They were not injured, officials said.
"These three idiots were playing Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles and wanted to go into the sewers," said one police source. "They were never in danger, just goofing off and being stupid."
Milfort and Ottley were charged with criminal trespassing. The other teenager was released to his parents.
I fuckin love it.....three grown men taking off their fuckin shirts and goin into the fuckin sewer....lol....naw seriously this has to be the funniest story i have ever heard...What the fuck were you doin down there?..Don't they know it's real shit goin on out here?...You stupid son of a bitch!! You know it's fucked up when the law says you were idiots in a national newspaper....You ain't shit!!!
P.S. Please tell me why the one on my left has on arm pads?
